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On call on the first day back at work.
The call didn't work out so well in the end.
Took 21 out of 24 patients. Had 7 HD + 1 ICU in total. Only managed to squeeze in roughly 30-45mins of shut-eye.
Got really shithoused pissed in the day when the phone just couldn't stop ringing. Luckily Guy C was helping out, if not i would have taken the lift up to the 15th floor, climbed out onto the roof, left my shoes neatly placed near the ledge and start mumbling incoherently to myself.
Anyway team 3, why "fill-in-the-blanks" do we have 44 patients? Examples for "fill-in-the-blanks":
1. ...MY WORD!! -> i realised Guy C uses this phrase alot. Wonder which is his word...
2. In the name of freshly baked blueberry cheesecakes!!
3. The F@#ks -.-
. ... and so and so forth.
I've meant to say this before. One of the best beauty products you can find in stores today is that of.......SNAKE BRAND PRICKLY HEAT POWDER!!!!!!
It's every HO's on call buddy. The refreshing and soothing powder is effective in relieving pruitis, acts as an antiseptic and absorbent. You never have to bathe ever again. i mean...NEVER EVER NEED TO BATHE AGAIN !! All you need is this kickassmofo powder!
Apply it everywhere, yes.. everywhere including...yes...the feet.
Sian-ness ultimax. Sad -.-. Breast is best!!